Teenage Cop is the independent improv group formerly known as ...For Richard Stands. We have no affiliation to the Tea Party. They have performed at Under St. Mark's, Gotham City Improv, Red Room, The Creek, The PIT, Variety Underground, The Lorelei and Sparks Cafeâ€”where UCB used to be. Its current UCB Theatre-trained members, in alphabetical order of first name, are: Brendan Regan, Matt Stroup, Mike Camerlengo, Nicole Drespel and Zack Verhoff. Former members/traitors include: -Renaissance man Dru Johnston, who between his self-indulgent blog and constantly not getting laid, just didn't have time to be funny. Right now he is haggling over cheap food served out of a truck. -Soap opera actor and AIG henchman Michael Boothroyd, who swears that in the 1980s, playing the Kate Bush LP Hounds Of Love would automatically get you laid. He is the primary source for this claim. -Miles Klee. Look him up and read his writes. Former members who rejoined include: -Nicole Drespel, who forgot her friends when she became somebody and then remembered again.